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Ab agar problems hain toh sala unka solution bi hona chaiye ki nahi???

Abey yaad aaya bey.. I am ‘The Pappu’..

&

You know the ‘The Pappu’ very well

Pappu hua Pass, hotey-hotey Fail;

Pappu… Mails se No-Mail just in one Mail;

Bole Toh

Pappu has the solution for this as well. :P

Bhool gaye bhai log.. Mere contacts upar tak hain..

Seriously Guys, all bhagwan ji..s keep ringing my fone all the time.

Anyways.. Meine phone uthaya or ghuma diya..

Ram ji ka out of reach aa ra tha maybe he is on his way back to Ayodhya with Family.. haan bhai Ravan ko maar diya gaya hai bus 18^th ko Ayodhya pahunchne wale hain precisely on Diwali.. :D

I just congratulated him by Text.

Oh Shit… Bhool hi gaya… Arrey yar apni critical problems bi toh solve karni hai..

So I called up Shiv ji this time...

(Shiv ji’s Caller Tune: Mujhe duniya walon sharabi na samjho.. Mei peeta nahi hun, Pilayi gayi hai..)

Iska matlab Bhagwan ji kisi party se aaye hain..Tight Hain or Maa Parvati ne aaj fir Shiv Ji ki class lagayi hai…

Finally he picked up…

Conversation Goes Like-

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Me – Namastey Guru Dev.

Shiv ji (Senti) – Aa gayi beta yaad.. hmm?

Me – Sorry Bhagwan ji. Kya bataun badi problems hain kuch solution batao.

Shiv Ji (Poetic) – Arz Kiya Hai…

Problems Solve करने को घर से चलता है मतवाला,

'किस पथ से जाऊँ?' Confusion में है वह भोलाभाला,

अलग-अलग पथ बतलाते सब but Bacchan sahib ye kehtey hain -

'राह पकड़ तू एक चला चल, पा जाएगा मधुशाला।'

Me – Awesome Bhagwan ji, mei Vahin se aa rah hun.. koi or raasta hai toh batao.

Shiv Ji (Super Senti) – Nahi beta, Isse jyada I can’t help you.

Shiv Ji (Ultra Senti) – Or haan Pappu, I love you beta.. or ye mat sochiyo ki mujhe chad gayi hai.

Me – Same Here Bhagwan Ji.. Love You Too.. n Mujhe bi nai chadi hai.. Good Night.

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Now after the call n after all… I am left with all the problems & no real solution.

so M praying only…

Hey God, Show me the way out other than any Pub or bar. :P

P.S. God Loves You All & plz ye mat sochna ki mujhe... :)

Bloody everyone has got a fucking problem…

My roommate just had a problem that I was watching my fucked up street play performance on laptop’s speakers while he was trying to catch some sleep. He requested me to put on 2000w speakers so he could get a better sleep.

My director has a problem for all the shit which is going on with dramatics club.

My friends have a problem that I say No to each n almost everything.

My brother has a problem that I asked him to buy me an I-pod which is actually of no use for me.

My college has a problem with my attendance.

My Cousin just called me & he has a problem that I am not going to visit him this diwali.

My project mate has a problem that I don’t do anything for project.

My previous post was a problem itself.

Finally,

My problem is that I don’t want to be the problem for me or anyone else. :(

Koi Mil Gaya n All type thing...

Does it happen so often???

But if you find them then... then what???

Then I think you should go n tell them...

But how???

1. If you tell them personally then they can get pissed off.. So don’t do that.

then,

2. Do you have (with all due respect) their phone number?

NO! ( she said - Number kal dungi & vo kal aaj tak ni aaya…)

3. Ohk! Then Go find them on Orkut..

Well that’s a good idea but shit they (especially they) are not on Orkut just because they don’t find Orkut interesting.. now GOD must be crazy who gave them that poor taste of interest..

& I tell you what they dun even know 'how Orkut will become more interesting (for others) if they join it'..(Tell them just in case you know any of them)

One more thing I tell you about these species.. They find SUDOKU interesting... GOD blesses HT for that SAMURAI thing.

You must be wondering why I am so concerned about such kind of people.

I (ey Bhagwan mein hi kyun?), encountered with one of them this summer...

now Come to the point & the point was, how to let them know that you are kinda having Koi Mil Gaya types goody-goody feel...

& luckily I got the mail_id(4^th way of communication) of that person to send her the code for the JAVA program.(Dus bahane karke le gaye id..)

So later when I was back to collz, I just mailed her the code of my Heart's Beat with proper abstraction of my full fledged feelings..(I like that Object Oriented Approach pretty much.)

Now I was waiting for the reply so eagerly...

still waiting...

& kept waiting for 15 days then one night I decided to write her back one more mail before going to bed...

next day I woke up with my mails wide open..

Yippie.. Inbox(1 mail)

That makes me happy like hell... :)

& when I clicked the link...

That fucking hell freezes over me. :(

It was a mail regarding the mail I sent her last night...

Guess the wildest possibility about that mail...

& here is a piece of what you may be thinking right now..

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From- Weird_Species@yahoo.com

To- Pappu_Me@yahoo.com

Hey Douche-Bag,(Yes Dear...)

Why dont you fuck off with your Koi Mil Gaya feel??(Just beacause of your Emosonal Attyachar...)

Do not write me again...(I ll try not to) & if you do so, my Spams will be welcoming your mails..(My Pleasure) Not me..(Someday you will :) )

Regards-

Get the fuck out of my Mail Box(Ohk! I dun like it either.. hey what about your Mobile's Message Inbox? Can I move in there?? :P)

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But wake up guys.. Nothing such sort of happened & I am telling you if that was the mail then it would have been much better...

Actually the mail I have got was from MAILURE-DAEMON@yahoo.com & it says-

Subject-failure notice

Sorry, your message can not be delivered. This account has been disabled or discontinued.

What the Fuck???

I was not expecting the answer in Gandhi's way..

koi apko mail bhejey toh aap apna account hi delete kardo..

After-Effects: As I was a bit shocked by this mail.. So I kept sending her the mails with a hope that may be any mail will deliver to her but NOPE.

It never happened.

Temporary Ilaaz: I re-activated her mail account (yes you can reactivate any account without password confirmation)... So now my mails started getting deliver to her account.. but she don’t check her account any more..(That is a different thing.)

kyunki Atleast humari Mails unke Mail-Box tak pahunchti toh hain.. :)